Somewhere in the middle

I no longer feel how that guy looks (see picture above) After a flooded house, hundreds of miles driven in a giant circle and a huge life altering blister on my toe I’ve had time to rest and get some very important things taken care of! Now I hope I remember what phase two was……

Jason B.


So it’s been on my brain for a few days now just eating away at that area that makes the comparisons. Hour after hour, minute after minute my mind has been spinning trying to figure it out. What would be worse, being invaded by aliens or having a zombie apocalypse? You’re probably thinking what kind of idiotic question is that? Is this moron serious? I know it sounds farfetched or maybe even plain ol’ dumb, but bare with me here. Let’s analyze the facts here. Continue reading